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Nonsense ABC's A is for all apples, apes, and about anything you can ask for. B is for Bob, Bill, Ben, and baby. Bob is a boy. Bob better not be a bad boy. C is for Cats, cars, cops, and Coca Cola. Soft C is for cities, cinders, and Cinderella's two cents. D is for Dave, Dick and Don doing dishes. Don't damage the dog's dish. E is for the eight eggs Ed eats every evening. F is for the four fish Frank found fastened to his fishing line. G is for God is good. Goat got goose Go get Gary. H is for Hop Harry Hop. Hal hopes Henry hops high. I is for ice igloos in Iceland. Not! J is for Jack, John, Jim, Joe, Joan, Josephine, Josie and Jose, Juan, and Juanita. K is for Kate, Kevin, and Kerry kid Ken, Kay, and Keith's kangaroo. L is for Len, Larry, Lester, and Lee looking like ladders leaning. M is for Mike, Moses, Murray, and Marshall making mud. N is for "No not now, Nan, Nancy, Nat O is Only for one olive, Old Oliver, and Oscar's orange ostrich, P is for Peter, Paul, pop, pope, puck, pepper, putt, putter, put, push and pull. Q is for Queen, queer, quiet, quit, quite, and quill. R is for Red, rose, Rosie, rich, Richard, Ralph, and a runner runs, runners run, and running right. S is for Sam, Sarah, Sue, Susie, sell sea sodas. So sip a soda Susie sells. T is for Ted, Terry, Tom, and Tinker toys, tops, tanks, and teddy bears. U is for Us, Uncle, usher, under, and up, up, up. V is for very, vary, various varieties of violets, violins, and vicious villains. W is for wow, Wally, wax, winter won wonder wonderful wishes. X is for X-ray Z is for zebras in a zoo. |
