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Humor for Lexophiles (Lovers Of Words) Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. A backward poet writes inverse. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart. A calendar's days are numbered. A boiled egg is hard to beat. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis |
